Harold Butler

March 1, 2007

Founder of Denny’s, which began as Danny’s Donuts in the 1950s.

Songwriters who are responsible for the Super Bowl Shuffle lyrics.

Amelia Earhart

February 28, 2007

I asked my wife to give me a name and she gave me Amelia Earhart even thought she claims that she meant to say Flannery O’Connor.  Whatevs.

Jeffrey M. Jones

February 27, 2007

Experimental playwright who wrote Seventy Scenes of Halloween, just about the best play on God’s green earth.

Ken Edwards

February 27, 2007

Guinness world record holder.  Big Ken ate 36 cockroaches in one minute.

Andrew Stockdale

February 27, 2007

Lead singer of the aforementioned Wolfmother, he of the beautiful fro.  Joker and the Thief is a rad song to run to but nothing beats Avenged Sevenfold’s Trashed and Scattered.

M. Shadows

February 27, 2007

Lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold, whose City of Evil is the rockinest thing since sliced bread.  I read an article on them once, wherein they vowed their allegiance to hard drugs, broads, and the Republican party.  Avenged is the BEST music to run to.  Even better than Wolfmother, which is saying something.