Songwriters who are responsible for the Super Bowl Shuffle lyrics.

Skinny Black

February 28, 2007

Stuck-up MC from Hustle and Flow, played by Ludacris, who Djay has a wee altercation with. 

Jeffrey M. Jones

February 27, 2007

Experimental playwright who wrote Seventy Scenes of Halloween, just about the best play on God’s green earth.

Andrew Stockdale

February 27, 2007

Lead singer of the aforementioned Wolfmother, he of the beautiful fro.  Joker and the Thief is a rad song to run to but nothing beats Avenged Sevenfold’s Trashed and Scattered.

M. Shadows

February 27, 2007

Lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold, whose City of Evil is the rockinest thing since sliced bread.  I read an article on them once, wherein they vowed their allegiance to hard drugs, broads, and the Republican party.  Avenged is the BEST music to run to.  Even better than Wolfmother, which is saying something.

Chris Columbus

February 21, 2007

Prolific film industry jack of all trades, who we’re thinking about today because he wrote Gremlins and The Goonies.  This guy’s head gave us Mogwai AND Chunk.  God bless Chris Columbus.

Jus Rhyme

February 20, 2007

Jus Rhyme got das boot from White Rapper Show last night.  Lands-o-goshen, this white rapper was wack.  He attempted one of the worst battle freestyles I have ever seen.  Ever.  We are down to two: John Brown and Shamrock.  Viva King of the Burbs.